HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY FINCH!!!
hes grown so much in both personality and just, know, in general! for a while i wasn’t even sure i was going to keep him (he was–and still is sometimes– a terror) but we stuck it out and worked through it and im honestly so glad i did. he’s taught me so much and continues to teach me everyday.
bonus pics from today when we got a doggy cupcake:
of course i know the seven deadly sins:
vagueposting
ace discourse
anime girl icon
horny on main
real people fandoms
porn bots
and, the worst of them all, voltron
listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic
I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.
